my uncle is a priest and he’s staying over for a couple days how the fuck am i supposed to watch supernatural and read fanfiction with his righteousness here
Sacrifice him to Satan
no he’s making mac and cheese for dinner
I admire your ability to keep your priorities straight.
When I’ll be a mom, my advice will be this
Mom, he broke my heart:
Mom, I got an F:
Mom, I had a fight with my best friend:
Mom, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
REBLOG EVERY TIME I SEE THIS.
girls don’t like boys
girls like celebrities old enough to be their parents
So my prom is today :D
hey guys if you ever feel down on yourself just remember there was a study that showed that 95% of blogs are abandoned after 120 days and you are still here
you beat the odds guys
proud of u
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
This needs to be on a shirt
So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”
OH MY GOD
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
Reblog forever until everyone groks.
i didn’t know what grok is so i googled it
To grok /ˈɡrɒk/ is to intimately and completely share the same reality or line of thinking with another physical or conceptual entity
omg that’s really cool
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
- Normal guy: i miss you
- Ed Sheeran: Maybe tonight i'll call you, after my blood turns into alcohol.
- Normal guy: Marry me
- Ed Sheeran: See i could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle.
- Normal guy: I wanna hug you
- Ed Sheeran: I was made to keep your body warm.
- Normal guy: I still miss you
- Ed Sheeran: And I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes.
- Society: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
- Ed Sheeran: Bitch, what didn't kill me never made me stronger at all.
reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because ashley cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.
Ashley is in charge of snacks
Ashley ate all the snacks